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im tired of this meat prison - t-shirtfrom the moment you break out of the meat prison that is your mother, you're trapped in the maximum security gay baby jail that is your own flesh until the end. you were born into this world screaming and crying, flailing your little dumbass arms around and you'll continue to do this for like 69 years until you finally pass into the void. Or is the story of death and rebirth real? Are we stuck in a sad loop of crying and screaming until the heat death
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★★★★★ 5
comfy
Size: Large, Color: Organic Cotton 2 (5 Black)
I really like these organic cotton undies. they fit well and are very comfortable.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 18, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great quality!
My wife loves these panties. She says they fit great, they are very soft and comfortable, and best of all they hold up very well when machine washing and drying. Now that she's put them to the test, I just ordered her more.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 23, 2024
★★★★★ 4
Comfy but wear quickly
Size: Large, Color: Organic Cotton 2 (5 Black)
These are perfect for every-day wear and i find them super comfortable. Mine are starting to tear and fall apart, which is more quickly than my other underwear, but I think its worth it for the price and comfortableness. I'll just replace them or repair them :)
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Reviewed in the United States on December 31, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Soft and True to Size
Size: Medium, Color: Organic Cotton( 5* Multi)
Comfortable and true to size these boyshorts are perfect. It's great to know it's safe material and organic and it holds up well in the wash. I would definitely buy again.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 12, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Comfy cute undies
One of the first things I switched out when I went on my non toxic journey, I really feel like they help my hormones balance and they’re so comfy
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Reviewed in the United States on February 10, 2026
