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“My Parents Said I Could Be Anything” TeeThis shirt features the bold and unapologetic phrase: My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole. Designed for those with sharp humor and zero filters, this tee delivers sarcasm loud and clear. Its perfect for people who embrace their personality, dont take life too seriously, and arent afraid to say what everyone else is thinking. Bold, sarcastic humor Perfect for casual wear or statement outfits Clean text based design with strong
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4.5 ★★★★★
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★★★★★ 5
Excellent
Size: 3 Ounce (Pack of 1)
This toothpaste has a nice refreshing minty taste and cleans well. Also, I like this size. It is easier to handle than the usual large toothpaste tubes.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 4, 2025
★★★★★ 4
Large for Travel Size but Good
Size: 3 Ounce (Pack of 1), Size: 3 Ounce (Pack of 1)
I like the toothpaste. Not an overbearing flavor and leaves mouth fresh.
Purchased for short term rentals, always stock things people may forget.
Due to size, kept for home use instead. I wouldn't consider it travel size, just smaller than full size.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 2, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Squeaky Clean
Size: 3 Ounce (Pack of 1)
The only toothpaste I swear by. Fluoride free, minimal flavor and smell but still feels clean and fresh!
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Reviewed in the United States on July 15, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Love this toothpaste!
Size: 3 Ounce (Pack of 1)
I bought the small version so that I could try it. I was looking for a replacement of the discontinued Trader Joe’s toothpaste which is always my favorite. This is definitely IT. It’s not overly sweet. It’s got a nice peppermint flavor and the paste is white with enough foam. I love it and when I finish this too, I’ll buy the large larger one. I’m so happy that I found this. Highly recommended if you’re looking for something similar to the old Trader Joe’s version.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 12, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Not bad, but I prefer the strawberry
Size: 3 Ounce (Pack of 1)
I love the kid's strawberry version, so although I dislike mint, I thought I'd give this a try. Very generous sized travel tube, nice texture of paste. But the mint was burny, and it contains baking soda, which I avoid b/c it irritates my gums. I'll stick to the strawberry, which might be the world's best, simplest, most effective toothpaste, at a really great price.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 23, 2026
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